i think i’ve found my favorite christmas photo of all time
reblogging this again so more people can gaze upon its beauty
That’s why I only let my children read a stone tablet that says “YOU WILL DIE SOMEDAY”
This reminds me of a guidance counselor in my high school who asked me to teach him how to burn CDs in iTunes and then proceeded to explain to me that the growing prevalence of home computers and tech devices was a government conspiracy to keep North America at war with the Middle East (because the demand for more plastic means an increasing demand for oil) while we waited for the disc to finish.
my elf name is no one cares
(Source: iraffiruse, via fox-dad)
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10…
There’s a time and place for everything.